after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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