Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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