Someone shit on the floor
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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