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(305): View more from Florida

You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter

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(828): View more from North Carolina

..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz

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(512): View more from Texas

Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

(830): View more from Texas

its hotter. Way hotter.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs

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(213): View more from California

Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(817): View more from Texas

She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.

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(205): View more from Alabama

We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"

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