Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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