Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
