Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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