I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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