I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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