My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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