Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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