the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize