Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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