bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Randomize
