please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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