Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Boobs speak an international language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize