I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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