He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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