Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."