Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.