i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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