Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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