he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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