i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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