Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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