She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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