We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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