I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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