So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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