it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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