I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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