And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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