if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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