Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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