At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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