I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He shit in the fireplace
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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