I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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