Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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