i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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