I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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