You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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