i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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