the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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