He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
home. puking in laundry basket.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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