ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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