i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
its liver damage thursday
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