thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
foreskin is a definite game changer
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Randomize
