Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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