Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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