what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
