its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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