some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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