David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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