I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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