That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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