So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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