I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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