I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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