do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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