I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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